Rent-A-Grandma

While randomly surfing the web i came across something that was quite peculiar(oooh, BIG words), a website called rentagrandma.com. It is literally what it sounds like, you rent a grandmother, check it out.

Bonjour!

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of Dynamite.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.

In England, the Speaker of the house is not allowed to speak.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jelly.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (Eye, Hip, Arm, Leg, Ear, Toe, Jaw, Rib, Lip, Gum)

Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.

Mary Staurt became Queen of Scottland when she was only 6 days old.

The largest number of children born to one woman was recorded at 69. From 1725-1765 a Russian peasant woman gave birth to, 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets and 4 sets of quadruplets.

Offensive

Yeah but we are more smarter than them. We really are athletically challenged.

Amazingness (it's a word now, and this is how you define it)

This is absolutely amazing. I don't even know how to describe it.

Ahhh Pranks

I soooooo want to do this.....pondering....

I'm Getting Exasperated.

Still Technical difficulties.
Waiting. Waiting. Waiting.

Sorry.

Sorry. Technical difficulties. I was going to post a video...I'll do it later.
Blogger was recently down and it is still being fixed.